everyone stop being mean
look at this dog
he thinks this whole parade is his parade
what a happy lil pup
is it so much to ask
can I get someone to just watch adventure time, listen to metal, eat pizza have hilariously fun sex with?
“You see every drink of liquor you take kills a thousand brain cells. Now that doesn’t much matter ‘cause we got billions more. And first the sadness cells die so you smile real big and then the quiet cells go so you just say everything real loud for no reason at all. That’s ok, because the stupid cells go next, so everything you say is real smart. And finally, come the memory cells. These are tough sons of bitches to kill.” —life